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"An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight? Ah, our sight expands and we can suddenly see the world we left behind so clearly. Of course most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, if they would only take the time to look."

Mary Alice Young

Good friends support each other after something bad has happened. Great friends act as if nothing has happened.

GABRIELLE SOLIS

Marriage is like these bonbons. You never know what you're getting until you're right in the middle of it.

SUSAN MAYER,

I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or Santa's not gonna bring you anything for Christmas.

LYNETTE SCAVO,

The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference.

BREE VAN DE KAMP

You have to hand it to the Catholics, they do grief better than anyone.

BREE VAN DE KAMP

You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices.

CARLOS SOLIS

I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! Are you willing to risk that?

LYNETTE SCAVO

People are complicated creatures. On the one hand, able to perform great acts of charity. On the other, capable of the most underhanded forms of betrayal. It's a constant battle that rages within all of us.

MARY ALICE YOUNG